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Fishing 4 A Living
Saltwater Fishing Guide Service in the Corpus Christi, TX area.
Fishing Charters available in Corpus Christi, Rockport, and Port
Aransas
with Captain Rich Jenkins. |
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Shot the Dog A man went out hunting for his family's dinner one night. He came home with a big beautiful deer. So that night, the man, along with his wife, son, and two daughters sat down to dinner. After dinner, one of the daughters walked into the living room to find their mother sitting on the sofa. The daughter sat down to tell her mother that, when she had just gone to the bathroom, she pissed out a bee-bee. The mother said that that was just from when her father shot the deer. A bit later the second daughter came into the living room to tell her mother that the same thing happened to her. Later the son came in and sat down next to his mother. The son said, "Mom, I have a problem." The mother said, "Wait a second, you just went to the bathroom, and pissed out a bee-bee?" The son replied, "No, I was just out on the porch beating off, and I shot the dog."
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